Why I shoot porn
Why I shoot porn as opposed to working in the corporate environment like I used to…. I would be retired by now! lol..
Subject: Early Retirement
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible
for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much
SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always had the attention of your Supervisor. They
have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.Based itself
on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do
not receive enough SHIT, see your supervisor.
Sincerely
The Management
I will say one thing, when I was a manager, I had the best team ever, we really worked well together. But I still don’t miss it! lol..
Hey at least when I get screwed I enjoy it!
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The first ever ‘I will show you mine, if you show me yours’ was awesome last night! Yes, ‘Vette Nation “HEAD”Quarters’ got officially off the mark yesterday. A place to get naked and not end up arrested! If you have not been to Vette Nation HQ yet…. it is Cam to Cam Multi User Friendly….. almost 20 people can cam at once and show me what they want - all at the same time!
………. and boy did a couple of you guys show me yours yesterday!!! Thanks! More please!!!
So……… next MULTICAM….. TOMORROW, Wednesday 4/1 @ 8pm est.
Join me, Sasha Sparks, and the rest of the faithful followers at ‘Head’quarters tomorrow night. Pack your heavy artillery!
Tired and bored of the same old camshows?
Boy do I have news for you! Today I am premiering an all new feature….. CAM TO CAM CHAT! Yes, if you want to show me your penis on cam (or vajaja)….. I will be able to check it out in my afterchat today. Nearly 20 people can now interact on cam as part of all new software that I have installed right here at http://www.vickyathome.com!
Today! Members Only! SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!
Camshow live @5pm est
Cam to Cam Afterchat @6.15 pm est
Show me what you got! Camshows just got a whole lot more interesting!
….. ps….. if you just wanna watch, that is ok too. It is your option - I am still getting naked and having fun! Hope to see you later!
Morning all! Happy Sunday! No camshow today - I am tweaking an all new member benefit software that I just added to the best f’in website in the world run by a Norwegian that drives a Corvette! Yes, by huge demand - I have set up CAM TO CAM chats for the members of http://www.vickyathome.com.
What does that mean? If you should so desire during the chats, I can see you - and you can see me! Cam to Cam. Want to show off what you are packing? No problem! Better yet - this is FREE to members of http://www.vickyathome.com. You would likely pay $6.00 a minute at other sites just to watch.
So….. to ‘blast’ off the new chats….
Monday - 3/30
LIVE CAMSHOW @5.00pm est
LIVE CAM TO CAM @6.15pm est
If you want to stay anonymous and just watch… that is cool too! Join today and reserver your ticket.
I Like Birds!!
So, as some of you know, I have a fairly robust Myspace page. Myspace is a fact of life along with social networking so while I get my share of time wasting stuff, every now and again I get something sent that perks the interest, and someone sent me this from Myspace….
I do like birds…. feathered, or otherwise. So, if I ever was to put up a bird house… it might look something like this! I don’t think the neighbours would complain, do you?
Don’t forget to bookmark my blog folks!
Blab/Instant Message Chat with Me Today!
Just a reminder that I do every other chats inside the site. They are real time. Kind of like MSN. Want to get to know me? I usually chat for about an hour. The current schedule is:
Mon: 4pm est
Wed: 8pm est
Friday: 12 midnight
My closest friends and members come to the chats….. and any member of my site is welcome to join in the fun. They are getting more popular every week. NEXT CHAT IS TONIGHT!!!! NOTHING TO DO? SAY HI TO ME!
Also on the schedule today for LIVE CAMSHOWS - FREE TO MEMBERS OF VICKYATHOME are:
Nymphos Next Door: 2pm est
Alana: 3pm est
Erin Swallows: 3pm est
Jamies XXXW: 4pm est
Rebekah Dee: 6pm est
Club Regan Reese: 6pm est
Dakota Reese: 7pm est
Dawn Marie: 7pm est
Naughty Julie: 10 pm est
Khloe: 11pm est
Jane Burgess: 11pm est
Time to get your privates inspected for duty!
Well, I like to think of Vickyathome as one of the Best Boobs sites on the net. I was lucky enough to be voted Booble Girl of the Year 2008…. and we have tons and tons of boobs fo you to enjoy here, whether mine, or some of the top boobs in the business…. so, whether you like cranberries, pears, balloons or blockbusters…. hopefully we have something that fits your taste! So, start your boob quest today…. right here at the best damn boob site on the internet….. who wants to be brave enough to tell me what category mine fall into?
Just because I am not on the schedule today does not mean that there are not live camshows for you to watch LIVE totally FREE with membership. You get camshows from not one, but TWO, networks…. no added expense to you every single day, all deay.
So….. on the schedule today just at Camz?
Heavenlycurves - noon
Alexa Brooke - 1pm est
Catalina Cruz - 1pm est
Britany Jolie - 2pm est
Daddys Pet Slut - 3pm est
Alana - 3pm est
Love & Death Project - 4pm est
Amatvideo - 4pm est
JanessaBrazil - 6pm est
Fifi & Friends - 7pm est
Wicked Angel - 7pm est
Sexy Samantha - 8pm est
Layla Deppv - 9pm est
Ravishing Roxy - 9pm est
Naughty Allie - 9pm est
Adora Bleaudrey - 10pm est
Nimphos Next Door - 10pm est
Sexy Shannon - 11pm est
Miss Mina BBW - 11pm est
There are three camshows to watch at 9pm est alone! Open three browser windows and watch them all at the same time. Ohhh the possibilities! Remember you interact LIVE with every performer!
………… and, last but not least…… I AM LIVE TODAY AT 8PM EST doing my MEMBER ONLY INSTANT MESSAGE CHAT SO, JOIN THE SITE, WATCH THE SHOWS, AND COME SAY HI TO ME!!
….. if you had to guess which nation was the horniest in the world, if you thought the USA, Holland, Sweden, Australia, or even Thailand…. you would be wrong. Leave it to the Brits to show the world who are the Kings of the World for being No. 1 in casual sex.
No, the Brits can’t win Wimbledon, the World Cup and have not sent a man to the moon (yet), but when it comes to action in the sheets…. the Brits get it done. Maybe that is why there ‘always will be an England.’ I am sure the Queen is quite delighted by the news. Someone is going to get knighted for ’service to the Empire’.
Here is ‘the skinny’ from the International Sexuality Description Project as reported in AVN……in an ongoing research study conducted by Bradley University psych professor David P. Schmitt, has found the UK is the most promiscuous major industrial nation. It seems the Brits take their ‘bird watching’ very seriously and eat more than fish and chips at night.
….. where do some other countries rank?
1. England
2. Germany
3. The Netherlands
4. Czech Republic
5. Australia (currently trying to filter out adult material from the net!)
6. Good old family loving values United States of America.
The least sex-crazed country in the study? Taiwan! What is their hang up? More than 14,000 people in 48 countries were surveyed through questionnaires about topics such as one-night stands, extra-marital affairs, relationships, cheating, general attitudes towards sexuality and the number of times husbands have visited Vickyathome dot com behind their wives backs (ok, I added that last part so that I could say the name of my site).
Having been to England a few times I can attest that the Brits are far less stuffy in their attitudes than one would think! Remember - this is the homeland of Benny Hill. You can see an exposed woman’s bosom on television without an investigation by the government. There are ‘red light’ areas in London where there are….. real red lights. It seems that a ‘bit of crumpet’ now and again….. is something that Brits take very seriously. Well done England!
Beam me up Scotty! The Brits are walking around with more than Umbrellas!
Vicky Vette
I don’t smoke crack! I lick it!
I don’t smoke crack! (contrary to popular belief, lol… ) but I do lick it! 
Here I am modeling my awesome tank top from www.foulmouthshirts.com, I just love tank tops, in the summertime if I have to be dressed, then that is what you’ll find me in. There are about 20 pics and they do get very explicit, (I’m like that) so the rest are inside the site, hehehe…. members can just click the pic to see the rest of ‘em!
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