From the Silly Realm!
Yep, it is the weekend, so when you get back to work on Monday, perhaps this image might make you chuckle… hope you are all having a great weekend. Don’t forget the live camshow tomorrow, Sunday, at my site…. vickyathome.com at 5pm est. Live aftercam member chat at 6.15 pm. Be there!!! Sundays are a great day to get naked before the work week!
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Just did this most awesome update, this was completely by chance! Two of my really great friends who had never met before started to get it on spontaneously. They had just met barely 20 minutes earlier! I knew they would hit it off but really! lol… SJ was just walking around checking out Nina’s dungeon for the first time, commenting on the equipment and there you go! Thank goodness Rokkerr was nearby and grabbed the camera and started filming…
All members of vickyathome.com, ninahartley.com and sashasparks.com get this video of course! This is real and sizzling hot! I’ve never seen SJ cum soooooo hard! She really really liked it! But Nina has that effect on people…. 
Just Because….
I am posting this because it is silly and …….. caught my eye. Nothing else. Happy Friday…….
Don’t forget to bring carrots to the camshow on Sunday!!! 5pm est.
LAVATORY OCCUPIED #7!
So yes, it is here!! By popular demand, me getting down and dirty in a restroom near you is back!!! When I first decided to go exclusive to my website it was with the help of good ol’ lavatory occupied…. started quite by chance with some much needed relief in restrooms such as on a D***a flight, at the Beverly W***ire Hotel, in a tunnel restroom in Austria, and a restaurant loo in Venice. ….. not busted yet. And so it returns! ‘What happens at the ski chalet… stays at the ski chalet’. I went skiing and needed something to warm me up. We managed to not get caught, filmed it, and now the series thas seven episodes!! DOWNLOAD ALL SEVEN EPISODES AT MY SITE. YOU CANNOT GET THIS ANYWHERE ELSE.
By the way, the next time you are relieving yourself, you better check the stall next to you…. 
LAVATORY OCCUPIED #7! NEW!
So yes, it is here!! By popular demand, me getting down and dirty in a pubic restroom is back!!! When I first decided to go exclusive to my website it was with the help of good ol’ lavatory occupied…. started quite by chance with some much needed relief in restrooms such as on a Delta flight, at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, in a tunnel restroom in Austria, and a restaurant loo in Vienna. ….. not busted yet. And so it returns! ‘What happens at the ski chalet… stays at the ski chalet’. I went skiing and needed something to warm me up. We managed to not get caught, filmed it, and now the series thas seven episodes!! DOWNLOAD ALL SEVEN EPISODES AT MY SITE. YOU CANNOT GET THIS ANYWHERE ELSE.
By the way, the next time you are relieving yourself, you better check the stall next to you….
The Proper VNA Salute!
Warm Your Cockles!
Winter sucks!! Yes, it is cold outside… (at least where I am!)…. soooo, I am doing a Camshow on Sunday @ 5pm…. the ‘Winter Sucks… and so shall I” Camshow. Get your ticket here……..
… guaranteed to “Warm Your Cockles”…. Sunday 2/22 @5pm est
Everyone ready to have your cockles warmed? Aftercam chat @6.15 pm just in case your cockles need a bit more warming up!
So you want to get into porn?
So I get a deluge of mail and every day…. I at least one of the obligatory ‘how do I get into porn questions’ once or twice a day.
Today, I open my mailbox and a fine young man sends me the following “Yo, Ms. Vette… can I ask you a question?” Unfortunately, and invariably, people that send me such a message, DO NOT ASK THE QUESTION. It is as if they either think they need to ask the Supreme Commander in Briefs of the Vette Nation permission to ask a question before they ask the question or they think I might write back….’no, why don’t you write your question tomorrow at 3.32 am now is not quite the time for me to consider it.’
So, after I wrote back the salutation ’sure sweetie… what is on your mind’? I get back ‘Yo, Ms. Vette, du u fink I hav wot it takes to shoot porno wif u?’ I of course took out my handy ‘Turn Jibberish into English’ booklet and quickly translated this into: ‘Excuse me, Ms.
Vette, do you think that I have sufficient qualifications to pursue the finer artform endeavors of a pornographic theatrical career’?
Now this is an appropriate question of a pornstar. I am not an agent, do not manage, and have only ‘handled’ talent on camera. So, unfortunately I can only give you some tips on how to get into adult and what to expect…. it is slightly different for men & women, so I address each separately….
WOMEN: want to get into porn? have a man videotape you having sex on camera, better yet, invite 5 or 6 of your friends over to watch you having sex on camera . Put it on the big screen. If one of the guys asks ‘hey, do you mind if I watch Sportscenter’ during the action… you might want to rethink your strategy. If you are hot enough and still have the desire to get into the action, send off your stuff to the agents in Los Angeles (they can be found by googling them under ‘guys
who dress in black in Los Angeles who hook up porn chicks’). Assuming
you get such an ‘agency’ to represent you…. you can expect a lot of rejection such as ‘gee, starting at 23 is kind of old’, ‘you should really lose about 25 pounds’, ’sorry but the pimple on your left butt cheek has to be lasered’, ‘have you ever thought about fluffing?’ or ‘do
you know your left boob is slightly small?’ You can also expect to be
asked to do things you would never have done in real life like two back to back double penetration scenes as your first shoots, or ‘how about a quick 15 person blow bang…. it will make you a star I promise…. you are perfect for the role.’ After about two months of every other day shoots, you will bleach your hair, ditch your high school sweet heart who moved to Los Angeles with you for ’support’, make daily trips to the Beverly Center looking for the perfect sun glasses to project your superstardom now that your name is listed 5th on a boxcover called ‘First Time Projectiles getting Freaked On’. After six months, you will master the art of faking an orgasm, stop returning phone calls from your parents, and realize that you can avoid everyone by texting. After nine months, your best friends are all the other girls who moved to Los Angeles to pursue the same dream.
MEN: want to get into porn? Have your best male friend bring his video camera over and film you getting off with your girlfriend, wife or friend. Think I am kidding? Most ‘directors’ in porn are males….
can’t get off in front of men? Think that career choice over. Put your Peter North like performance up on the big screen and watch it with your friends…. if one of them says ‘where is the beef?’ or ‘when is the happy ending?’ (and that happened 15 minutes earlier)… you may want to take your resume back over to Walmart. Still think you have a weiner made for superstardom….send some pics and video over to an agent in Los Angeles…. preferably feature some pictures of your faces - not the pictures you sometimes send me asking for an opinion. If you are lucky enough to make the grade and get a role in a flick be prepared for the stress of: getting your freak on while being told….’can you hold that pose for the next 10 minutes and keep it up?’, ‘do you mind not grunting like a rhino while you do that?’, ‘the only lines are in the bathroom…. help yourself.’ Hopefully, you do not ruin your career with a failed performance with a top starlet (word gets around quick), and you can make enough rent to pay your share with three other people living in a one bedroom apartment in North Hollywood. After three months you start taking mass transit to work and spend every Saturday night at Sky Bar on Sunset Blvd., spending your spare cash talking to a girl that says she spent the day acting on the Young & the Restless (well really she made coffee for the cast of the Y&R that day, but who
cares!) After six months, you grow your hair out, get a tattoo or three, and get suspended from your day job at Starbucks for being chronically late to the day shift starting at 10 am.
I make these jokes to point out only one thing….. it is NOT EASY, NOT ALWAYS FUN & NOT ALWAYS GLAMOUROUS. I got lucky. I sent in a picture to Hustler, won a competition, and was offered tons of jobs. But I was still asked to do things I did not want to do, was still told I was too old, and was subjected to tons of questionable working conditions.
Would I say don’t pursue adult? Nope. If that is your dream… go for it. But go for it after you have thought it through…. it stays with you forever….. especially with the advent of the all powerful internet. Your images will be online for ‘enjoyment’ decades to come and don’t be surprised to in the grocery store and someone come up to you and say ‘Hey, didn’t I see you taking it up the a** in ‘A**l Warrior Infiltration Slut 73? I have nothing but admiration for people who actually make it in adult. The work is not always easy and to last beyond six months is tough.
For those of you who are serious, I have a suggestion…. a resource I have found on the internet - a book/CD collection that is just coming out called, GET INTO PORN.
Click to learn more!
Yes…. THANK YOU Joy King…. who seems to have created a how to book that will answer all of your questions for $69.95. She even gives you an email to write all of your ‘Yo, is my wanger big enuf’ inquiries!
So there you have it people…. I hope this blog helps you and if you do pic up Joy’s book, let me know what you think? Better yet, if you do get into adult, tell me how you are doing after six months!
Beam me up Scotty! My career options are limited on this planet!
Vicky Vette
XBiz Awards Pics
If you can handle any more of these XBiz pics, lol, here ya go! Lot’s of hotties in here - and I got all their numbers! It does not suck to be me!
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Woo Hoo Party Pics!
Check these out, OMG what a great time! All my favorite girlbuds came out and got freaky with me in the funkiest limo ever!
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